February 2012
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I just really like that half of “DuJour” is made up from guys from “Clueless”.
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Do you ever catch your reflection in a mirror/a window/anything shiny and just think “DAMN I am gorg. I can’t get over it.”
Because I do.
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I think I actually tired myself out today being so mad. I don’t even fully understand why I was in that bad of a mood, but seriously, I was so violently pissed off at everything today I’m kinda surprised I didn’t freak the fuck out, punch the wall or something and just up and quit my job. Around 2 I was literally shaking I was so mad.
I mean I know I get some severe mood swings...
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Ok but like
it’s super creepy when you hear “have a good night, I’ll be thinking of you” from your boss right???
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I saw "This Means War" today
not actually as awful as I expected it to be. I mean, it wasn’t really great, but all the Pine/Hardy moments? lovely. I wanted them to get together in the end lbr.
So I got pretty man action and now “Star Trek” is on so MORE pretty Chris Pine and I think after my shower I might just watch “Just My Luck”.
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I mean, would a text have been too much trouble?
I just tried to explain to my brother and roommate what a “meme” is.
all I really want in life, it's simple.
Get out of Oklahoma, preferably live somewhere on the east or west coast
Get married
Have kids
Be happy.
Everything else is totally negotiable.
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one is gone but I’ve figured out the chain soon four five and six are worthless as well this room is too small for my feelings so I compact them push them further down my legs are full
I am a character in my own shitty movie what the fuck am I doing in the dark quiet do I do this because I am not normal or because I don’t want to be?
I think I can be an island dead in the ocean...
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I feel the need to tell the world that a certain someone sent me a text today saying simply “I fancy you.”
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scrappydont replied to your video
U R HOT
NO SHIT SHERLOCK lolno I’m flattered I’m not even made up love you boo
“Men are all like ‘bitches be crazy’ and I’m all like ‘men be crazy, because they...”
– Cortnie (via surgeonand-thescientist)
omg EVERYBODY LOVES TIPSY!CORTNIE. I will rememeber this next time I drink and post more videos.
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fergaliciousdef replied to your video
I LOVE YOU
HOW CONVENIENT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU TOO
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Watch
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"I must be too awesome for normal voices"
omg I am taking video of mysekf for sone reason snd I said that in one video idek
scrappydont asked: UR DRUNK
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I HAVE BEEN DRINKUNG ABD HAVE ABANDONED VIDEO... →
new twitter account if you carte →
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I remember saying something last fall like “maybe this year I’ll finally go on my first real date. WOAH DREAM BIG.”
Today I realized I did, in fact, dream too big.
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if you call girls “sluts” because they wear revealing clothing or exercise their right to say yes to sex I will unfollow you on the spot and probably never look at you the same way.
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230 days of not Summer.
Deleted your number and I think of you fondly.
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Klaus: I'll take you. Wherever you want.
Caroline: On the floor. On the table. Against that painting. On Esther's bed. On the stairs...
Klaus:
Caroline:
Klaus: What
Caroline: What
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My friend Diana is coming over to watch TVD (and to continue to plan the Orlando vacay) tomorrow so I didn’t watch tonight’s episode because solidarity and it’s fun to flip with a friend not alone but omg IT’S KILLING ME WHAT HAPPENED WITH THIS AND THAT AND THEM and mostly Klaroline because uhm Caroline Forbes is basically my most favorite thing in the entire world. I will...
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“One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before,...”
– Rick Santorum
From Tressugar’s “11 Quotes from Rick Santorum that are Worrisome for Women”
(via mercuryii)
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livethroughtherain replied to your photo: the boys, the girls, they all like Carmen she…
Hey sexy…
hey lolita hey, hey lolita hey
(omg all I can do anymore is post Lana Del Rey lyrics I am the worst)
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Somebody (coughstephcough) told me today that I am vamp!Caroline and I wanted to let the world know that today I got the best compliment evarrrr, mk?
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Because Valentine's Day is coming up soon. awhhh...
livethroughtherain:
A: Who do you like and Why? B: Have you ever been in love? If yes, how many times, and how do you know it was love? C: Longest relationship you’ve ever been in, and why did it end? D: Have you ever changed for someone, if yes, how? E: Pretend I’m you ex, what do you want to say to me? F: Have you ever been cheated on? G: Have you ever cheated? H: Would you...
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